DROP 001 — "PADHAI KAR LE BETA"

VEDAMSH
MERCH

Woke up. Did nothing. Became a national treasure. Merch of a man who has achieved absolutely nothing — priced accordingly.

Dekho aur rooHow did this happen?

⭐ 4.9/5 from 3 reviews, all written by us at 2AM.

Vedamsh posing like the face of a luxury brand he does not ownMODEL: UNPAID
ABEY SAALE ✦BUUUUU ✦PADHAI KAR LE BETA ✦NETWORK ISSUE THA ✦RASODE MEIN KAUN THA ✦SHOWCASE ONLY ✦COD NAHI HAI ✦ABEY SAALE ✦BUUUUU ✦PADHAI KAR LE BETA ✦NETWORK ISSUE THA ✦RASODE MEIN KAUN THA ✦SHOWCASE ONLY ✦COD NAHI HAI ✦

1

Reel that ruined him

0

Products actually sold

∞

Aunties who have seen it

4.9★

Rating (we wrote them)

The Hall of Shame

Every piece is a screenshot he begged us to delete.

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ABEY SAALE TEEBESTSELLER (0 SOLD)

ABEY SAALE TEE

The official uniform of losing an argument

₹999

₹4,999

GOOD MORNING JI TEEFORWARDED AS RECEIVED

GOOD MORNING JI TEE

Certified WhatsApp uncle energy

₹899

₹3,499

MAIN SO RAHA HOON TEE

MAIN SO RAHA HOON TEE

For the man who treats sleep as a personality

₹1,099

₹5,999

THE THINKER HOODIELIMITED (he has 3 photos)

THE THINKER HOODIE

Deep thoughts. Zero of them useful.

₹2,499

₹9,999

ONLINE CLASS PE HOON

ONLINE CLASS PE HOON

Camera off, mic off, brain off

₹2,299

₹8,499

CERTIFIED CAPISI MARK NAHI HAI

CERTIFIED CAP

Certified in nothing. Confident in everything.

₹799

₹2,999

01

240 GSM cotton

Thicker than his skin, which took a lot of engineering.

02

Chrome-grade prints

Print quality better than the photos we took. That was the hard part.

03

Made in tiny batches

Batch size equals the number of people who still talk to him.

GALLERY OF REGRET

Vedamsh Cinematic Universe

100% unedited photos. We tried to improve his face once. It got worse. Never again.

PHOTOSHOOT IN NURSERYNATURE BOY

PHOTOSHOOT IN NURSERY

Bhai plants ke beech baithke soch raha hai ki life bhi aise hi grow karegi. Nahi karegi.

CHASHMA HAI TOH SWAG HAISWAG LEVEL 999

CHASHMA HAI TOH SWAG HAI

₹200 ka goggle, ₹2 crore ka attitude. Bill abhi tak pending hai.

CUSTOMER SUPPORT18+ ADVISORY

CUSTOMER SUPPORT

Yeh humari official refund policy hai. Screenshot le lo.

BUDDHA KE SAAMNE ATTITUDEPEACE? NEVER HEARD

BUDDHA KE SAAMNE ATTITUDE

Gautam Buddha shanti dhoondh rahe the, yeh bhai angle dhoondh raha tha.

APNE HI JOKE PE HANSNALOL x1

APNE HI JOKE PE HANSNA

Joke kisi ko samajh nahi aaya, par isko 4 din tak hansi aayi.

NINJA WALA SEENMEETER SE CHALO

NINJA WALA SEEN

Bike dost ki, petrol dost ka, photo ismein. Full package.

IRON SHOP KA BRAND AMBASSADORSPONSORED (NOT)

IRON SHOP KA BRAND AMBASSADOR

Gym nahi jaata, par IRON shop ke saamne baith jaata hai. Same thing.

TEAM MEIN CARRYHEAVY DUTY

TEAM MEIN CARRY

Group project mein bhi isi ne sabko utha rakha tha... photo ke liye.

PATTHAR PE BAITHKE SHAYARICINEMATIC UNIVERSE

PATTHAR PE BAITHKE SHAYARI

Dono ne mil ke socha ki hum art film ke hero hain. Budget: ₹0.

SIDE PROFILE ₹499PREMIUM ONLY

SIDE PROFILE ₹499

Yeh angle sirf premium members ko dikhta hai. Aap free tier pe ho.

Reviews from real* people

★★★★★

“Beta ye kya pehen rakha hai. Anyway 5 star.”

— HIS MOTHER

★★★★★

“I asked for one free sample. He blocked me. Rude. Still 5 star.”

— BEST FRIEND SINCE 2016

★★★★★

“Sir kindly stop posting. — Instagram, probably”

— META SUPPORT

*Real is a strong word.

Want one? Sorry, out of stock.

Also out of respect, out of shame, and out of ideas. If enough people beg, the store opens for real.

Beg for the drop